Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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