No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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