he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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