So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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