No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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