piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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