what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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