Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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