question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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