Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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