We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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