you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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