Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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