It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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