I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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