I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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