I want to make a zoo with you.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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