I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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