The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I supernannyed him into submission
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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