You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize