Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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