eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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