please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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