Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We just shotgunned beers for America
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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