used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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