All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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