see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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