Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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