Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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