How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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