scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize