Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Randomize
