You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I have already put on my inside pants.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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