we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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