Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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