Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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