Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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