R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
and she was petting her beer can
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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