don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Watching her eat just hurts me
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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