One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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