My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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