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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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