You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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