can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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