It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i think i have herpe
just one?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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