I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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