yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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