I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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