covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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