hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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