i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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