i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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