ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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