biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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